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29 Post Roundup at Dennys Blogs 14 Mar 2010




From Denny: Remember me? You know, the woman who was pining away, waiting for Winter to leave and Spring to come? Yeah, well, the past two weeks here in south Louisiana the tree pollen blast has forced me to practically buy stock in the Kleenex brand of nose tissues. :) With all the fun Spring has sprung on my immune system I had to dial it back and was not able to write as many posts. You know that amusing but true proverbial saying of "Politics is so ugly; it's like making sausage"? Writing this past week has not been much prettier. Lucky you that you don't have blogger video cam! :)

I started keeping up with the news headlines over at Dennys Global Politics, partly to go back and write an opinion piece, partly just to see what's out there across the media spectrum. There are mainstream stories along with the obscure you might not have noticed. The stories are excerpted yet provided with links so you can read in more detail if you prefer.

There are many awesome recipes to enjoy, along with the food video tutorials. There are a few poems and spiritual thoughts to consider. There is a science post about just how much the Chilean earthquake affected the planet, pretty scary stuff. And, of course, my total favorites: lots of rocking good humor posts with funny videos I find while checking in with my social sites. What would life be without friends?



Cartoonists Cajun Whoop A$$ on Everyone - 40 Funny Political Cartoons - 13 Mar 2010

Dennys Popular Poems Roundup 12 Mar 2010

Photo History: 1st Lady Gowns, Michelle Obama Donates Hers

St. Patricks Day Funnies and History - Cheeky Quote Day 10 Mar 2010

Photography: 16 Beautiful Creative Angel Photos

Funny Late Night Comedy Roundup - 8 March 2010

48 Post Roundup: Dennys Blogs 7 Mar 2010




Chilean Earthquake Shortened Earths Day

Step Out into the Unknown with Ease

Shoes in Church poem

A Poem to Think About When You Dream

30 Funny Creative Animal Ads




5 Super Easy Chocolate Desserts: Only 5 Ingredients

Warm Gooey Cheese Fondue 4 Cold Nights

Martha Stewarts 4 Fast Spring Recipes

Unusual Outrageous New Food: Breast Milk Cheese

Chef Mario Batalis Easy 3 Pork Saltimbocca Recipes

Check Out Statistics 4 Real Cost of Fast Food vs. Whole

Chef Jamie Oliver Discovers American Kids Dont Know Veggies



Some of my choices from the day's news, excerpted and with links to full stories, some video clips:

News Headlines Roundup 12 Mar 2010

News Headlines Roundup 11 Mar 2010

News Headlines Roundup 10 Mar 2010

News Headlines Roundup 9 Mar 2010

News Headlines Roundup 8 Mar 2010





7 Funny Quips 10 Mar 2010

13 Funny Quips 9 Mar 2010

Funny Music Video: Hilarious Organized Mayhem

Funny Video: Look, Ma! Eating with No Paws But Real Hands!

Outrageous Funny Video: Procrastination



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Saint Patricks Day Funnies Sampler

From Denny: Every Wednesday there is Cheeky Quote Day over at the flagship blog, The Social Poets, my funny quirky place that spun off 12 blogs. Here's a little sampling of what I found for Saint Patrick's Day, even some serious stuff - like the guy's real name.

Quotes

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. - Stephen Braveheart

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Irish Saying

Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck. - Anonymous





This is an excerpt from the history of the man and his experiences.

Snakes Legend

OK, moving right along to the snakes legend of driving them all out of Ireland for which he is so famous. The word is on that story that he stood on a hill and with his wooden staff like some Irish Moses he commanded the snakes to leave town and drown in the sea, banishing them forever from Ireland. It is true that Ireland has no snakes.

Another version of the legend is a bit cheeky as those storytellers like more conflict and spice to their stories. They tell it that the snakes resisted Patrick. So, Patrick tricked the snakes into entering a small box that he then threw into the garbage dump of the sea.

OK, but the snake symbolism still bothers you? Yeah, me too, so I looked into it further. Turns out in Celtic thought that snakes represent esoteric knowledge much like in the Egyptian culture. Because of this snakes were sacred to the Druids.

Snakes are also associated with the Celtic father god called The Dagda, "the good god" who is the god of good and plenty. It's what we now today call the spiritual energy of abundance. OK, that was the family friendly version. For more on this particular peculiar god, go here.





Of course, Guinness Beer has to get into the act with some cheeky ads:









*** To view the already popular full post, including a funny comedy video of a succession of stand-up comics telling Irish jokes, go here.

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Happy Pie Day!


23 eggs1.6 kg of butter7 lemons400 g of chocolate800 g of Saskatoons600 g Nutella1.2 kg flour500 g sugar14 pies for Pi Day
(for those of you questioning my sanity, you're not alone...)


Pi Day is finally here! Yes, it is officially a day observed by math geeks around the world (I use the term "geek" with nothing but affection - I consider myself to be a food geek), but I don't see any reason
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7 Funny Little Sillies 4 a Grin



From Denny: Found these quick little grinners and they are a perfect pick-me-up for the weekend!




A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted.

The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.





A co-worker tells me about his son and his son's new under-wear with superheroes on it:

One morning the child comes running into the bedroom, grabs the front of his pants and announces proudly, "Ive got Superman in my pants, Daddy. What have you got in yours?"

Before checking, I turned to my wife, "Well, how should I answer him?" She was too busy laughing.





Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up
the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"





Uh, oh... arriving blonde joke...

Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place. Our receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call out for pizza on nights we work late.

One night, after placing an order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how long it would be before they arrived.

She said she was told 40 minutes. When we commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she responded "That seems about right. It takes 20 minutes to cook
a pizza and we ordered 2 of them."





England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag.

While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist does not know what a "handicap" is.

The customs official asks the tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does, only he did it backwards!

Turns out a substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.





Total groaner:

Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. University?

The scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up.
The scientist are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting
through the Rhesus' pieces.

(For anyone outside America: they are referencing the American candy peanut butter and chocolate Reece's Pieces)





Back in the old days my Uncle Bucky bought a new Model A Ford.The next morning he was on his way to work and crashed into a car pulling out from a side street.

Being the witty person that he is, he wrote a letter to the Ford Motor Company..

"I blew my horn, it did no good. And now I have a busted hood". Two days later a delivery truck arrived at his residence with a brand new hood.





*** For more fun, check out the Saturday cartoons:

Cartoonists Cajun Whoop A$$ on Everyone - 40 Funny Political Cartoons - 13 Mar 2010


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5 Super Easy Chocolate Desserts: Only 5 Ingredients

From Denny: OMG! All 5 of these recipes were calling my name today! :) As soon as I finish this post, I'm pulling that leftover puff pastry out of the freezer to make the chocolate breadsticks.

And while the pastry is thawing out that chocolate bark is going to get to know me shortly since there is some Ghiradelli - double chocolate - chocolate chips hanging out in the pantry - not for long! That bag of natural almonds in the pantry is about to get roasted to provide neighborly company in the chocolate bark - might make a little cashew bark too as my husband loves cashews.

This chef really gets it on the taste and speed factor for busy cooks. Try out some of these easy recipes this weekend and let me know what you think! You might have to knock twice on my email head. I plan to be in a chocolate food coma this weekend after sampling these recipes! :)

Of course, if you really want to be decadent, make one of these recipes for each night of the work week. I hear chocolate alleviates stress...

Chef Catherine DeOrio is the executive chef of the famed sweets company Sara Lee. What she suggests is to keep on hand in your pantry these five ingredients for quick desserts on a moment's notice. I do like the way this chef rolls - in chocolate style!

What's also cool about these recipes is their stylish presentation is fine enough for guests. No one said they had to find out they are simple easy recipes! That will be our secret... Shhhh... they didn't hear it from me... all's quiet at this chocolate blog. :)

Pantry item staples:

raw sugar
frozen puff pastry sheets
heavy cream
chocolate
nuts like almonds, cashews, walnuts, hazelnuts













Sweet Breadsticks

From:
Chef Catherine DeOrio

Makes: 12 breadsticks

INGREDIENTS

• 1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
• 1/2 cup salted cashews, toasted and finely chopped
• 1/3 cup raw sugar
• 4 ounces milk or dark chocolate, melted
• Butter, melted

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In a small bowl mix the sugar and nuts together.

Unfold pastry puff dough on a lightly floured surface. Using a rolling pin, thin dough to ¼-inch thick. Cut in half. Lightly brush one side with melted butter.

Sprinkle entire surface with sugar-nut mixture, pressing it into dough.

Lightly brush other half of dough with melted butter and place over other side, butter side down. Using rolling pin, seal pieces together.

Brush the top of pastry with melted butter and lightly sprinkle with sugar if desired. Cut into 12 strips

Take a strip and twist. Transfer to a silpat mat or parchment paper-lined baking sheet. Press ends into baking sheet to prevent breadsticks from untwisting during baking. Chill for 15 minutes before baking.

Bake for 15-20 minutes until puffed and golden brown. Let cool.

Drizzle melted chocolate across breadsticks.





Flaky Chocolate Nut Turnovers

From:
Chef Catherine DeOrio

Makes: 12-14 mini turnovers

INGREDIENTS

• 1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
• 1/2 cup almonds, toasted, and a little extra for garnish
• 1/2 (2 ounces) cup dark chocolate, finely chopped

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Place almonds in food processor and run until it turns into a smooth paste, approximately 3-5 minutes.

Transfer almond paste to a small bowl. Add chocolate and work ingredients together with your fingers until well combined.

On a lightly floured surface, unfold puff pastry dough.

Using biscuit cutter, cut out 12-14 circles. Using a rolling pin, roll into an oval shape.

Place 1 teaspoon of mixture on one side of each dough oval. Fold the dough over it and seal the edges using the tines of a fork. An egg wash can be used here to seal if desired.

Pierce top with fork. Brush with egg wash if a glossy finish is desired.

Bake for 12-15 minutes until golden brown, transfer to wire rack to cool.

Melt chocolate and drizzle over top of each turnover. Sprinkle with chopped, toasted almonds.





Creamy Chocolate-Praline Filled Vol-Au-Vents

From:
Chef Catherine DeOrio

Makes: 2 dozen

INGREDIENTS

Vol-au-vents

• 1 sheet frozen puff pastry dough, thawed
• 6 ounces dark chocolate (53-65% cacao), finely chopped
• 2 cups whipped cream

Hazelnut praline

• 1/2 cup hazelnuts, skinned and toasted
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons water

DIRECTIONS

For hazelnut praline:

Place all ingredients in a heavy-bottomed saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

Boil until amber in color. Do not stir once it comes to a boil.

Pour out onto a silpat mat-lined baking sheet.

Let cool completely before handling.

To assemble:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Unfold puff pastry onto a lightly floured surface and lightly smooth puff pastry dough with a rolling pin.

Cut out 24 circles with biscuit cutter and place on a baking sheet lined with a silpat baking mat or parchment paper.

Using a paring knife, score a smaller circle within it to create a border (be careful not to cut through the dough). Prick center of circle with fork.

Refrigerate for 20 minutes.

Make praline. While the praline cools, bake shells until golden brown, approximately 12-15 minutes. Let cool.

Press down centers if they puffed during baking.

Melt chocolate, reserve 2 tablespoons for drizzling.

Add chopped praline to melted chocolate and stir to combine.

Spoon a small amount of chocolate praline in pastry shell, top with whipped cream, drizzle with chocolate and sprinkle with crushed praline.





Chocolate Almond Bark

From:
Chef Catherine DeOrio

Makes: 3/4 pounds

INGREDIENTS

• 8 ounces milk chocolate, finely chopped
• 1 cup slivered almonds, toasted

DIRECTIONS

In a double boiler set-up, melt one-third of the chocolate. Add in 1/3 increments until chocolate is smooth and evenly melted.

Stir in almonds, being sure that all are thoroughly covered in chocolate.

Pour onto a Silpat (brand of a rubber mat to which nothing sticks) or wax paper-lined baking sheet.

Spread and smooth until about 1/4-inch thick.

Chill until set, approximately 20-30 minutes.

Break into pieces.





Nutty Napoleons

From:
Chef Catherine DeOrio

Makes: 12 servings

INGREDIENTS

Nutty napoleons

• 1 package frozen puff pastry, thawed
• 1/4 cup hazelnuts, skinned, toasted and chopped
• 2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
• 2 ounces milk chocolate, finely chopped

Sweetened cream filling

• 2 cups heavy whipping cream
• 4 Tablespoons sugar

Hazelnut chocolate spread

• 3/4 cup hazelnuts, toasted and skinned
• 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped.
• 2 ounces milk chocolate, finely chopped

DIRECTIONS

For sweetened cream filling:

Chill metal bowl, whisk attachment in freezer.

Mix sugar into cream and let sit in refrigerator to allow it to dissolve. Stir again before transferring to mixing bowl.

Whisk cream until soft peaks form. Transfer to pastry bag.

For hazelnut chocolate spread:

Place hazelnuts in the bowl of food processor and run until a creamy paste forms.

In a double boiler, melt the chocolates and mix until smooth.

Remove from heat and stir in hazelnut paste until combined.

Cover bowl with plastic wrap and place in refrigerator until thickened but spreadable, approximately 25 minutes.

To assemble pastry:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Make chocolate hazelnut spread.

While chocolate hazelnut spread cools, unfold puff pastry on a lightly floured surface. Cut into 12 equal rectangles and transfer to a parchment paper or silpat-lined baking sheet. Bake for 12-15 minutes until puffed and golden brown. Let cool. Cut each in half crosswise, creating a top and bottom.

Take bottom of pastry and spread with chocolate hazelnut mixture.

Create the next layer by piping on a generous amount of cream filling.

Top with pastry. Melt chocolate and drizzle both milk and dark chocolate over the top.

Sprinkle chopped hazelnuts over top.


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Best Time Waster, Funny Video: Procrastination

From Denny: This wildly funny little video has great fun as they explore all the things we humans do when we are procrastinating, trying to avoid the inevitable.

From the creators of all this fun, here is their write-up:

An investigative and exploratory hands-on gloves-off study into the practice of putting things ‘off”. Sometimes the only way to get something done is to do two dozen other things first.

Procrastination refers to the deferment of actions or tasks to a later time. Psychologists often cite such behavior as a mechanism for coping with the anxiety associated with starting and/or completing any task or decision. There are three criteria for a behavior to be classified as procrastination: it must be counterproductive, needless, and delaying.

Story, Animation, Direction: Johnny Kelly

Graduation film from the Royal College of Art, 2007.





*** Special thanks to Best On Tube for posting it!

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